I'm Bad
Artist：ll cool j
Songs Title：im bad
（calling all cars, calling all cars...）
（be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples）
（wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers）
（last seen on farmers boulevard headed east）
（alias l.l. cool j）
（hes bad. ..）
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh...
No rapper can rap quite like I can
Ill take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last mafioso Im a mc cop
Make you say, go l.l. and do the wop
If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I aint met a motherfucker who can do that yet
Trendsetter Im better my rhymes are good
I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would
And when rap begin then I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over you know Im a win
Cool j has arrived so you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid dont play!
Sparring competition thats my hobby and job
I dont wear a disguise because I dont own the mob
Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped
So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped
Im bad
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Im like tyson icin Im a soldier at war
Im makin sure you dont try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin for ten years and
Even when Im braggin Im bein sincere
Mcs cant win I make em rust like tin
They call me jaws my hat is like a sharks fin
Because Im bad as can be got my voice all waxed
Some brothers think hes making records now he must have relaxed
I couldnt shouldnt and itll stay that way
The best rapper youve heard is l.l. cool j
Kamikaze take a look at what Ive done
Used to rock in my basement now Im number one
And can happen on time never standin on lime
You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme
Im the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And Im notorious Ill crush you like a jelly bean
Im bad
I eliminate punks cut em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
Im devastating Im so good its a shame
Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane
Im as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull
I enjoy what Im doing plus Im paid in full
Not buckaroo bonsai but busted out as i
Say the kind of rhymes that make mcs withstand I tie
Never retire or put my mike on the shelf
The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad just provin Im bad
want a hit You give me a hour plus a pen and a pad
Mcs they retreat cause they know I can beat em
And eat em in a battle and the ref wont cheat em
Im the best takin out all rookies
So forget oreos eat cool j coookies
Im bad
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Never ever no never
Never wearin no levis battle me why try
Ill treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye
Sparrin mcs and Im a never get with
When I retire Ill get worship like a old battleship
L.l. Im bad other rappers know
When I enter the center they say, yo, yo there he go!
My paychecks large mr. bogart in charge
Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large
The original todd teachin how to be hard
Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod
Youre a novice Im noble and I decipher my tongue
Not atilla the hun but no Im threwler his son
My vultures exact like rack and pinion in a jag
You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag
No good scavenger catfish vulture
My tongues a chisel in this competition sculpture
Im bad
（think Im gonna need backup）
（think Im gonna need backup）
（what you need that for? ）
（yo this is l.l. cool j）
（and youll never catch me so dont even try it）
（Im too bad for ya, understand...）
Aaaaaahhhh... Im bad!