****** Athletics

(Scat singing)
They call it ***ual athletics
It doesn't rhyme with anything
That's why I'm the *** king
*** king on a velvet swing
Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland
To come along and knock upon my door
If I'm who you were waiting for
Cause I'm a ***ual athlete
Yeah, that's right
I'm a ***ual athlete
I'm sweet
Eat raw meat
Don't admit to defeat
Some say it's bittersweet
Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
***ual uh ***ual uh
Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
***ual uh ***ual uh
What kinda *** are you talkin' about
It's time that we scream and shout
(Hey!)
Let's go to the emotional Olympics!
(Boo!)
Ok
***ual ugh
(Outro)
** *ual athletics, ***ual athletics
***ual diversion, don't call it perversion
And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life
But she's too ***ual
***ual athletics for the lucky ones