Sea Monkeys

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If Sea Monkeys are present.
Sea Monkeys will hatch and reproduce '
He said to the little girl.
'Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp.
The tooth fairy is your mom.
Paula Abdul is a Sea Monkey.'
They found the little girls skin under his yellow cigarette-stained fingernails.
Once the little girl went to Tower Records and saw some records displayed.
The records were of Princes Batman.
Instantly the little girl associated any raw albums or CDs with Paula Abdul.
She said 'Paula Abdul, mommy!'
She started dancing and singing her song.
Mommy patted the little girls head as blood dripped from the corner of her eyelid.
Then they squirmed away to frolick in instant life solutions [definitely?] number three.