the streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket.
ThereSeems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see
What happened?
Yeah, I did.
Is standin overe there by the tomaters, and here he
Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird.
And I hollered over t
Ethel, I said, 'DontLook, Ethel!'
But its too late, shed already been incensed
Here he comes, look at that , look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he aint wearin no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the
StreakLook at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
Hes just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the
StreakLook at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If theres an audience to be found
Hell be streakin around
Invitin public critique
This is your action news reporter once again, and were here at the gas
Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did.
Is just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
Out of the traffic.
Come streakin around the grease rack there, didnt
Have nothin on but a smile.
I looked in there , and
Ethel was gettin
Her a cold drink.
I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!'
But it was too
Late. Shed already been mooned.
Flashed her right there in front of
The shock absorbers
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he aint wearin no clothes
He aint crude, look at