Problems

If youre havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a ************ aint one
Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my caskets closed
Rap critics they say hes 'Money Cash Hoes'
Im from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
Youd be celebrating the minute you was havin dough
Im like ******* critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you dont like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i dont play they show
They dont play my hits i dont give a ************t SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads, ******s
I dont know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
Im from rags to ritches *******s I aint dumb
I got 99 problems but a ************ aint one
Hit me
Chorus]
99 problems but the ************ aint one
If youre havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a *********** * aint one
Hit me
Verse Two]
The years 94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother ****** law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or （hmmm）
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I aint tryin to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
Iheard 'Son do you know why Im stoppin you for?'
Cause Im young and Im black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I dont know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
'Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo '
'Liscense and registration and step out of the car'
'Are you carryin a weapon on you I know a lot of you are'
I aint steppin out of ************t all my papers legit
'Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit ?'
Well my glove compar**ent is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
'Arent you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something?'
'Or somebody important or somethin?'
Nah, I aint pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you wont illegally search my ****** ******t
'Well see how smart you are when the K9 come'
I got 99 problems but a ************ aint one
Hit me
Chorus]
99 Problems but a ************ aint one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a ************ aint one hit me
99 Problems but a ************ aint one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a ************ aint one
Hit me
Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A ******* like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a ************
But a ************ havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing thats gonna happen is Ima get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
paparazzis with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the ******* shaft again
Half-a -mil for bail cause Im African
All because this fool was harrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But aint nothin sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems being a ************ aint one.
Hit me
Chorus X3]

Youre crazy for this one Rick
Its your boy