The Phantom of the Bwahpera, Act 1
Bwah... Hum... ah-ehm
Bwaaaaah-Bwah-Bwah BwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bwah Ahem-har...
Humph! You think yours is a real moustache?
Who's done me a thousand wrongs, Ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe, Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
Who's gonna run in fear, While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?
Who leaves me gray and grim ? Oh, what does Peach see in him?
MARIO!
With great joy in my heart, Each time I watch Mario Kart!
You're first and doing so well, But here comes the Spiny Shell ! Ha ha ha!
And now you and your Rabbid friends, Have finally met your ends!
Just let me catch my breath, Then I'll 'high C' you to death!