Honey, I'm Home
The car won't start-it's falling apart
這輛車啟動不了了,已經報廢了
I was late for work and the boss got smart
我上班遲到了,老闆還變聰明了
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
穿著長筒襪,內褲走光了
My hair went flat-man, I hate that
我的頭髮壓扁了,我討厭
就在我以為這一切不會更糟了
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
我才意識到錢包丟了
I realized I forgot my purse
有了這些壓力,我必須承認
這可能比經前綜合症會更糟
With all this stress-I must confess
這工作的報酬太不值得了
我已經等不及一天的結束了
This could be worse than PMS
親愛的,我已經在路上
嗨!嗨!嗨!嗨!
This job ain't worth the pay
親愛的,我到家了,這一天真是艱難
澆我一頭冷水,順便說
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
給我揉揉腳,拿些吃的來
Honey, I'm on my way
為我提供我最喜歡的服務
親愛的,我回來了,頭疼的要死
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
我需要放鬆一下,看看電視
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
把手機關掉,餵餵狗
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
嘿!嘿!親愛的我回來了
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
打開郵箱的時候我折斷了指甲
Fix me up my favorite treat
我大聲咒罵起來,因為那真是疼死了
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
這個工作簡直是煎熬,太乏味了
I need to relax and watch TV
顯然不會激起我的興趣
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
這工作的報酬太不值得了
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
我已經等不及一天的結束了
親愛的,我已經在路上
I broke a nail opening the mail
嗨!嗨!嗨!嗨!
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
親愛的,我到家了,這一天真是艱難
This job's a pain-it's so mundane
澆我一頭冷水,順便說
It sure don't stimulate my brain
給我揉揉腳,拿些吃的來
為我提供我最喜歡的服務
This job ain't worth the pay
親愛的,我回來了,頭疼的要死
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
我需要放鬆一下,看看電視
Honey, I'm on my way
把手機關掉,喂喂狗
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
嘿!嘿!親愛的我回來了
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
給我按按脖子,你會的對吧
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
親愛的,我到家了,這一天真是艱難
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
澆我一頭冷水,順便說
Fix me up my favorite treat
給我揉揉腳,拿些吃的來
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
為我提供我最喜歡的服務
I need to relax and watch TV
親愛的,我回來了,頭疼的要死
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
我需要放鬆一下,看看電視
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
把手機關掉,喂喂狗
嘿!嘿!親愛的我回來了
Oh, rub my neck will you
我到家了,感覺好多了
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I'm home , that feels much better