Herp de Derp

我知道我們只是完全的陌生人
I know that we're just perfect strangers
完全不可能在一起的陌生人
And perfect strangers, that just won't do
不
No
何不讓不可能變為可能讓完全的陌生人為你淪陷
Why not make today the day that a perfect stranger falls for you
向對方靠近時我們都感受到那變化
And as we approach each other we feel the chemistry
每向前一步就變得更強烈
With every step that we take, it gains in intensity
那一刻越來越近我要讓你為我屏息
The moment comes when it's time to take your breath away
我邁向前對你說
I step right up to you and say
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我從來沒有這麼緊張過
I'm not this awkward all the time
就當愛情找上門
Only when love is on the line
Herp de derp de derp de derp de derp derp derpy
Herpy derp herp herp herpy
只會一直犯傻
Herping like it's going out of style
看來我又要躲在角落裡哭了
Imma go cry in a corner now
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你可知道我一直在等待

就像你這樣迷人的女孩
Girl you know that I've been waiting
我也許只是個狂妄的夢想家
For a girl as amazing as a girl like you
但你讓夢想家的美夢成真
I may just be a crazy dreamer
第一眼看到你我就知道我們來電了
But you can make a dreamer's wildest dreams come true
在向前一步去感受那強度
When I first saw you I knew that we had this chemistry
伸出手去……
Take one step closer so we can feel this intensity
Reach out my hand and
Herp de derp
Herp de derp
我不是常打翻咖啡
Herp herp herp herp herp de derp
但當我犯傻你也止不住
I usually don't spill my coffee
But when I herp and I derp you can't stop me
Herpily derpily derpily derpily herpy derp derpy
我會變成個口吃專家
Herpily derp herpy derp herpy
不然就是口吃邪魔侵占我的靈魂
Herping like I'm a professional
Or a herpy derp demon possessed my soul
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每當我以為能得到她，我就口吃
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每當我以為我們能在一起，我就緊張
Oh every time I think she's mine, I herp
希望有一天能夠找到
Whenever I think we'll be together, I derp
容忍我的人
One day I hope I'll find
容忍我一天到晚害他丟臉
Someone who doesn't mind
Being embarrassed by me all of the time
Herp de derp
Herp de derp
我常讓在場的人無語
Herp herp herp herp herp de derp
我是超級社交白痴
I could have anyone here, except
I'm extraordinarily socially inept
Herpy flerpy schmerpy berky quirpy derp derpy
既然我們都會犯傻
Herpity derp herpy derp herpy
那我們以後口吃就有伴了
We're both herping like it's going out of style
We never need to herp alone now
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Herp herp herp herp herp de derp (Whoah, herp de derp)
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Herp de derp (Herp de derp)
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Herp de derp (Hey, herp de derp)
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Herp herp herp herp herp de derp (Herp de derp)
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Herp de derp (I can't stop herpin')
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