Alfred’s Theme

Before I check the mic (Check, check)
在爺開麥之前
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe
我再用萊索爾濕巾擦一遍
coronavirus in effect tonight,
新冠在今晚還在流行
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type
桌子上有各種除菌劑
I throw on my tux, then I give zero ** **s,
爺穿上禮服，什麼都tm不管
Then I act like a jockstrap, cup my nuts then I
我演得就像有緊身內褲托著我的
Check my ball hair (What?)
然後再看看我所剩無幾的頭髮
Make sure its all there, then call the pallbearer
確保還長在頭上，然後再叫專業團隊來
Its Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
還是老專輯了，為什麼要停下呢？
Overkill, like a pipe bomb in your pine box
我超殺你們就像有個炸彈在你的松木盒子裡
Youre all hitched to my cock (What?)
你們都愛上了我的(什麼?)
Went from punching the time clock to getting my shot
從敲鐘到投籃
Then treating it like a cyclops
對待他們就像獨眼龍
Like its the only one I got and my thoughts are like nines cocked
我唯一得到的就是我的想法像刀子一樣
Every line's obscene,pervertedest mind,got
我胡謅的歌詞現在都風靡世界
the dirtiest rhyme stop
骯髒的旋律停下吧
Thats why theres parental advising every time I drop
我放的都是牛的旋律這就是我的歌遭到家長反對的原因
So throw on the theme to Alfred, Ill channel him like the Panama Canal
我想要一個惡魔，那就是阿弗，引導他就像疏通巴拿馬運河
But how could I get up in arms
關於你說我的歌都是垃圾的事兒
About you saying trash is all that I put out?
我怎麼會舉手投降呢？
Bitch, I still get the bag when Im putting garbage out
我扔垃圾也會留著垃圾袋呀
Plus, the potty mouth, Im not about to wash it out, the filthiest
再說了，這我並不打算洗掉我這只臭嘴最髒的部分
So all this talk about Im washed up how preposterous
所以關於這些我輸了的言論真是太荒謬了
Because ifcleanliness is next to godliness,
因為如果乾淨與虔誠相伴
Its obvious that its impossible for me to be beside myself
很顯然我不會待在我的身旁
And Im bout that capital, like a proper noun
並且我擁有自己的專有名詞
Sit on top the pile, got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
我做在鈔票堆上，穩的就像我口袋裡的電話號碼那麼多
Quick to call you out on your
快速約你出來
Bullshit, dont make me get that croc a dial
別扯了，別讓我給那個滴答撥號
Cause if I do, its see you later, alligator, made it out the trailer
因為如果我這麼做了，我待會兒見你的時候就把你從拖車裡拖出來
Then I made a vow to cater to no one
然後我有
So hate Ive gained about the same amount thats in my bank account
別人對我的憎恨就像我的銀行賬戶位數那麼多
So heres some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
所以還有更多你能抱怨的呢
Bars that never slack, but always get attacked
努力賺錢也會遭到攻擊
I think theyre gunnin for me, its startin to feel like that
我已經有種感覺，他們都開始對付我
Like Im marked cause when I rap,
就像被標記了一樣
Its like fallin on my back in a tar pit
當我說唱時就像我的背，摔倒在油坑里
Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
因為我的背上有這個標記啊
But if I ever double-cross my fans and lost my stans
但如果我使我的stan們傷心
Id probably pop five Xans, go in my garage, start my van
我可能會嗑上五個xanax，走進車庫發動我的車
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
吸入盡可能多的一氧化碳和廢氣
And doze off like, but odds like that with these thoughts I have
開始打瞌睡，但奇怪的就像我的這些想法
Its like a giant getting squashed by ants
像一個被螞蟻壓扁的巨人
If this is the test,
如果這是場考驗
The timeI pass with flying colors, like I just tossed my crayons
時間飛逝，就像我扔掉我的油畫棒
Small, medium, and large size cans
小罐中罐大罐
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
各種品牌形狀的消毒液，就花了九條
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and if
就是超便宜的萊索爾濕巾的價
My palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
如果我摸了我的褲子，我就會洗手
Shit, hold on, man
等一下
Mother* ***er
Happy birthday to-
生日快-
**** (Shh, quiet)
閉嘴
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
我靜靜的坐在燭光下
Sipping wild Irish while getting violent
嘬著狂野的愛爾蘭酒變得暴躁
Homicidal vision when Im spitting like this
我吐的時候有殺人的幻覺
But really Im just fulfilling my wish
但說真的，我只是在完成我killing的韻腳
Of killing rhymes which is really childish
這雖然很幼稚愚蠢，
And silly, but Im really like this,
但我真的喜歡這樣
Im giving nightmares to Billie Eilish
我是碧梨的噩夢
Im Diddys side, bitch
吹牛老爹的寶貝兒
What the ****? Hold on, wait
等下等下
'Im Diddys side, bitch'?
我是吹牛老爹的寶貝兒?
Oh, Im still east side, bitch
啊，我還是東海岸的
So tell the END, since he PMD
所以直到最後epmd的專輯都在講business
Been givin yall the business, D.R.E and me
就像DRE和我
From the MMLP to in MTBMB
從Marshall mathers LP 到music to be murdered by
Bitch is 2020, you still aint seein me
這都2020年了，你還沒看見我有多偉大嗎？
So call me Santa Claus Cause at the present , I out-rap em all
就叫我聖誕老人吧，我有禮物給你們的，我都會將它們說出來
Im at the mall, got your bitch in a bathroom stall
我在商場裡，帶著你的馬子到了浴室裡
She could suck a basket ball through
她能(這麼黃色不翻了吧)
A plastic straw with a fractured jaw
用塑料吸管讓下巴骨折(我不把這句話的意義翻出來了，怕審核大大不讓過)
My dick is coat check, she want to jack it off
我給我的弟弟套了外套，她想把外套取下來
Im so far passed the bar, I should practice law
我剛經過了酒吧，是時候實踐法律了
Mentally, Im ****ed up generally
但在精神上我已經全搞砸了
Dukes a hazard car, and if you could dogs
(開始說胡話)坐著哈扎德的車找狗
Cause this is murder, murder and you get murked, murked
因為這是謀殺，謀殺你就會被殺
This music bout to kill you, brr, brr
這音樂要sha了你
This chicken hit my phone, she said 'Chirp, chirp'
我的馬子給我打電話，她說'唧唧'
I said, 'Hut, hut , hike your skrrt, skrrt'
我說嘿嘿，拉起你的裙子
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
然後像早起的鳥一樣去吃一些蟲子
What the **** is love? Thats a dirty word
什麼tmd叫愛？那是個臟詞兒
Make me fall in, theres not a girl on Earth
在地球上或者其他星球上，沒有女孩讓我陷入愛情
Or any other planet, thats a world of hurt
那是一個受傷的世界
And I wont buy her designer, cause I dont pander
我不會迎合眾人去請人來設計我
But Im back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor
但我長了那麼多硬結，我需要盲人推拿(狗頭)
And this the final chapter, cause Im either frying after
在這最終章我要么在後面煎熬
Or theyre gon give me the needle like a vinyl scratcher
要么他們會給我針去掛刮刮樂
Yeah, Im a card,
對，我就是個賀曼賀卡
Like Hallmark at Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
在沃爾瑪用小推車買壁紙掛飾
And yall who claim to be dawgs arent
你們那些自稱為狗的人
No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
都只會狂吠
But yall pickin the wrong tree,
但你們都咬錯樹了
They call me Dog because Im barking (Bark, bark)
我有陳述自己的偉大的能力
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
就像停車場裡的車那麼多
I describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Balls hard)
我把它描述為打保齡球（為什麼呢？）因為我賺的錢多
Cause the gutters where my mind is in
我的思想在下水道裡
Its a misframe, but I slit like the five and the ten
在這樣的製度裡最好像5和10那樣分開
Cause without a second to spare, Im strikin again
因為休息時間只有不到一兩秒，我又累了
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pins
當街道裡又開始打架，我去找我的筆
The cypher begins, Im talkin smack like heroin
開始接力唱，我rap就像嗑了海洛因
The mics a syringe, its like a binge, Vicodin
麥克風就是注射器，接著嗑維柯丁(止痛藥物類似嗎啡)
I would like to pretend my minds a recycling bin
就像我的腦子是個可回收垃圾桶
Theres no place I never been, but I never budge and I never bend
我也沒去過什麼地方，但我從不屈服與讓步
You hyperextend on me, this games life, it depends
你炒作我
Like adult diapers for men, even when Im rappin less stellar
即使我也沒有那麼出眾
Its sour grapes, I still whine, Im the best seller
你就是吃不到葡萄說葡萄酸，我就是最火的男人
Like a train
就像trey deuce(我認為這裡詞兒錯了)
Spray you as these shots penetrate through Dres booth
在dre的錄音棚裡錄下那幾個鏡頭
And goes straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
直接穿過你的葡萄柚，沒有逃跑的路線（為了押韻！ ）
So you wont leave me at your scathe, with a few scrape wounds
所以你不會只留下一些擦傷就能離開這裡
Your ass is grass and Im not gonna graze you
我不會像動物吃草一樣慢慢解決掉你
But a bars , I need a Mad Hatter
在酒吧我需要瘋帽客
Cause I got so many caps, andyou dont have any straps
我有一堆帽子， 你連乾草都沒有（這句話的意思是，如果說唱中的酒吧是槍，em會有超多的彈藥，而heaters甚至沒有一隻槍在第一時間開火）
Youd be a fitted, so dont act like youre fittin to snap
你只適合適應這個社會，所以請不要裝得像你能有什麼作為
Bitch, Ill pee on your head, like a Phillys hat (Ha Ha)
，我會在你的頭上(因為費成那個帽子上有一個大寫的P)
No stoppin me, youre on a window shopping spree
別試圖阻擋我，你就是在裝有錢(我認為都是在說69）
Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
你在一美元商店買都能買破產
You never buy shit, all you ever cops a plea
你就會收買那些警察
Youre always punkin out like Halloween
走在路上就像萬聖節小丑
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
還是滾遠遠兒的吧，停下來別噁心人了
Homie, you not a G, act like you got the pump
寶貝你又不是gangster別裝的那麼像
Youre gonna pop the heat or get the Glock and go
把那上了堂的格洛克手槍扔了吧
Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldnt pop the trunk
pop the trunk 是指yelawolf的歌，這哥們儿在2011年被shady簽了
Yeah, and Im buddies with Alfred,
對我和阿福是好朋友
We about to disembowel, then gut em and scalp em
我們會讓這首歌變得超火
Yeah, this about to be the bloodiest outcome
對，這就是最血腥的後果
Cause we gon make you bleed with every cut from this album
這專輯裡的每首歌都能讓你流血不止
So Im choppin em up like Dahmer
我把他們都切碎
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
把他們弄得都比賈霸（星戰裡面那個大肥佬）都噁心
Im in the cut, and Im out for the blood
每刀讓你血流不止
Its lookin like its that time of the month
看起來就像是每月的那個時候(例假)
Carvin em up with the bars while I sharpen em up, dawg
在酒吧里把肉都剁碎，混在一起餵給狗吃
Im the mutt,
我是笨蛋
Im gonna **** your mom in the butt
此處指em的歌role model感興趣的朋友們可以回看一下
With a thermometer, ****in phenomenal
同上
But yall looking up like abdominals
(從這裡開始詞有問題btw, 我的翻譯也開始鬼畜）
If you dont , droppin like dominos
如果你不玩單車的話，你的腹部就會被
The formidable, abominable
我強大到令人討厭
Even if it touch the top of the dome, saw em get the
就算不在top也要在我的伴奏中找你茬
Im at the stop-and- go, hop on the mop and gloat
我停下又走，在拖把上單腳跳
youre stomachin knots like you swallowed rope
把你的胃打個結，就像你吞了個繩子
You out of pocket, throw like a mother****in wallet stole
你都沒錢了，像個錢包被偷的可憐人
Wait, whyd the beat cut off?
等下，為什麼伴奏停了
**** it
艹