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Help Me - Deuce
[Deuce:] Hello?
[Record Label:] Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo you there?
[Deuce:] Hey yeah! Whats up!
[ Record Label:] So a little birdie tells me youre working on a new record, is that true?
[Deuce:] B-Birdy, yeah thats
[Record Label:] WTF are you thinking!?
Help Me...
[Deuce:] Uhhhhh...Im very busy Im doin ************t you know?
[Record Label:]WTF is goin on through your brain? Were big, were a ******g major label! You aint gonna be startin your own band!
[Record Label:] Im gonna trash that record! No radio! You aint not comin out without my permission! Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Im the George Bush of this rap ************t
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass
Im the white Obama ************
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit
Im sick of these people tryin to tell me what I got
These thousand drums make you want a little click
Put em around in there, make em drown in with
These other rap stars are like clowns its sick
Like Monica Lewinsky when Shes sucking on a 6 inch toothpick ************
Just got her boobs in so she can do itdo it
Make a new ******. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound
Yeah I aint going down with my hand on my ************
While the next world trade center blows up quick
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer
Everybody go ****!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Look what Ive become
This place Ive begun
Started as The One and still dont give a *******
These ******* gettin love
No more Grenade a Dove
You 30 rappers *blech*
You still aint gotta buzz
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up
I dont need MTV when I sell this much
Id rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son
I am better than that
Im a veteran, kid
Get these kids offa medicine ************
Whos better than him
Imma ruin that ************
Imma tell you once now Imma tell you again
At least fight back, ************
Give me a challenge
Im the BOSS mother**** *** you dont want no static
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back ************
Yo Truth (whats up)
Pass the automatic!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good
They wanna keep me in the hood
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should
Making history in the books
You suck
Theres no buts
The whole music industry can lick my ****
Mother******* I aint got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!
[Record Label:]Deuce can suck my ******g contract!
You do what I say, I aint making you famous!
Youre not ******g ******* without my permission!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I aint got no brains
Help me I cant feel no pain
Help me I cant stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
[Deuce:]Uh huh, uh huh!
Yeah I aint even gotta * *****g try!
You know why?
Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, ************.
Im the ******g white Obama ************!
Hey Yuma, lets get the ******* outta here!