Mrs Potato Head (Omar Varela Remix)

If you weren't born with it
若你天生貌不驚人
You can buy a couple ornaments
你可以買一些裝飾品
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
但是孩子一定要聽我的警告
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
過不了多久你就會厭惡這副皮囊，哈-哈
***ual , hey girl, if you wanna feel ***ual
若你想來點刺激的體驗
You can always call up a professional
你可以隨時叫來專業人士
They stick pins in you like a vegetable, ha-ha
他們會像對待植物人一樣對待你

青春永駐，容貌不失
Kids forever, kids forever
孩童般的皮膚變得硬如皮革
Baby soft skin turns into leather
青春永駐，容貌不失
Kids forever, kids forever
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Even if her face don't stay together
青春永駐，容貌不失
Kids forever, kids forever
孩童般的皮膚變得硬如皮革
Baby soft skin turns into leather
別大驚小怪，不過是一副皮囊
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
若你生的不美麗，沒人會寵愛你
No one will love you if you're unattractive
哦，白薯女士告訴我吧

付出代價就會變得美麗嗎？
Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
有了新的容貌就會被愛了嗎？
Is it true that pain is beauty?
漂亮的臉龐會讓一切變好嗎？
Does a new face come with a warranty?
哦，白薯先生告訴我吧
Will a pretty face make it better?
為這全新的面貌你付出了多少呢？
Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me
你會不會一直陪伴在她身旁呢？
How did you afford her surgery?
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Even if her face don't stay together
若你想要更加自信
Even if her face don't stay together
土豆可以變成美味薯條，這是事實

你需要為自己購買更多調味料
If you want a little more confidence
即使那將花掉幾十萬積蓄
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
那真是浪費
All you need's a couple more condiments
當小女孩成長為母親的樣子
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha
可她學會瞭如何復制粘貼
It's such a waste
抿起她們的嘴唇直到嚥氣，啊-哈
When little girls grow into their mother's face
青春永駐，容貌不失
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
孩童般的皮膚變得硬如皮革
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha
青春永駐，容貌不失

即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Kids forever, kids forever
青春永駐，容貌不失
Baby soft skin turns into leather
孩童般的皮膚變得硬如皮革
Kids forever, kids forever
別大驚小怪，不過是一副皮囊
Even if her face don't stay together
若你生的不美麗，沒人會寵愛你
Kids forever, kids forever
哦，白薯女士告訴我吧
Baby soft skin turns into leather
付出代價就會變得美麗嗎？
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
有了新的面龐就會被愛了嗎？
No one will love you if you're unattractive
漂亮的臉龐會讓一切變好嗎？

哦，白薯先生告訴我吧
Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
為這全新的面貌你付出了多少呢？
Is it true that pain is beauty?
為這全新的面貌你付出了多少呢？
Does a new face come with a warranty?
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Will a pretty face make it better?
永恆相守，不離不棄
Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
How did you afford her surgery?
永恆相守，不離不棄
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Even if her face don't stay together
哦，白薯夫人告訴我吧
Stay forever, stay forever
為這全新的面貌你付出了多少呢？
Even if her face don't stay together
為這全新的面貌你付出了多少呢？
Stay forever, stay forever
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Even if her face don't stay together
永恆相守，不離不棄

即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
永恆相守，不離不棄
How did you afford her surgery?
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
永恆相守，不離不棄
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Stay forever, stay forever
永恆相守，不離不棄
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的容貌不會永遠年輕
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together