姨仔配姊夫(探親結緣)–1

作詞：楊秀卿、 儲見智
作曲：傳統曲調

遍請列位朋友道，
嘑！我的聲音敢若親像彼號破銅鑼，
唱了實在是無通好，
但願請諸位恁多多來包涵，毋通計較啦乎，
原諒本人著是九十八歲彼個老阿婆，
九十八歲老阿婆。

咱這馬欲唸，著是叫做《探親結緣》，又名呢叫做《姨仔配姊夫》。有人是按怎姨仔配姊夫？嗯，啊我講著無意思矣，著無？來，恁共聽著知囉！

衫仔代先穿一副，
我穿好來蹛咧思六思，
我想阮的阿姨足誠久，
伊敢來無想亻因姊夫。

哎喲！予阮那想那苦疼，
Hah~! 阮姊仔有翁阮無翁，
心肝全無想別項，
我想阮的姊夫仔伊一人。

阮是想甲無話通講起，
抑若欲是往過抑我病相思，
我真有意向欲來去，
我大沉有想阮彼個阿姨。

是阮姊夫仔真好額，
真久攏毋捌來阮遮，
阮真愛批信毋敢寄，
心肝明明是為伊邪。

頭先衫仔穿一領，
我真愛姑不而將行，
來到這位小徛定，
唉喲，遮著是阿姨伊的門口埕，伊的門口埕。

踮咧思想有一項，
早起較晏捋頭鬃，
廳門阮共開一縫，
抑無埕仔彼個毋知甚乜人咧？

我都共徛佇這位，
廳門毋知啥人咧開，
想欲共叫敢毋畏，
嘿嘿，貪著阮彼阿姨太古錐！

阮聽人咧叫幾落句，
手提衫仔趕緊來拌身軀，
嘿，予伊踮遐是等遐久，
看真著是阮姊夫。

啊哈！我bī踮遮咧等待，
哪會遮久妳才來啦？
姨仔汝有佇咧上佳哉，
啊哈哈，我暢甲一個喙仔閣裂獅獅。

姊夫見面微微笑，
到底這是佗位著？
佇阮的心內阮嘛毋敢臆，
緊斟燒茶恁食燒。

來遮咧共恁起動，
茶我著接手共妳捀，
毋知妳泡佗一項？
予我食著按呢遮爾仔清芳。

是恁阿姨無禮貌，
隨便泡寡粗茶頭，
姊夫仔你真久毋捌到，
今仔日哪會罕行來阮兜？

我來甲恁所在，啊都都......(都甚乜？)
我一項物件真正愛，
欲予姨仔妳去猜。
哎喲，你哪會遐古錐，我欲哪會知影你咧愛甚乜？

是妳姨仔猜袂出，
驚去講了會撞突。
姊夫說話遮激骨，
見講嘛咧無箖核。

阿姨共我迫緊緊，
欲講傷真歹意神，
姑不而將才招恁，
想欲招妳親疊親。

【歌詞英文翻譯English Translation】
Hello everyone, sorry that my voice sounds so raspy like a broken gong. Please forgive this 98-year-old granny if my singing is not any good.

The song that I will be performing is called, 'Love Connection with a Relative', which is also known as 'Sister-in-Law and Brother-in-Law.' Why is the sister-in-law paired with the brother-in-law? Let's not waste any more time, and please listen and you will find out!

Let's put on some clothes first. After I got dressed, I was thinking for a while, thinking about my sister-in-law. She probably doesn't think about me the way that I think about her.

Sigh! The more I think about this the more bitter I feel. My big sister has a husband, and I don't. I don't think about anything else. I only think about one person and that's my brother-in-law.

I keep thinking about her, and I don't even know where to begin. In the past, I would have fallen ill from missing her so much. I really want to go over, because I miss my sister-in-law so much .

My brother-in-law is quite well off, and he hasn't come to visit me in a while. I want to write a letter but don't dare to send it. I am just so infatuated with him.

Let's put on this shirt. I like her so much, and I can't help but to head over. I shall stand and wait here for a moment. Hey, what do you know, I am at the front door of my sister-in-law's place.

As I brush my hair in the morning, I am thinking of him. I then go to open my door ever so slightly, and guess who I see standing right there in the courtyard?

As I stand here, someone opens the front door. I want to tell her not to worry. Oh my, I am so obsessed with my adorable sister-in-law !

I hear someone calling me a few times, and I quickly put on a shirt. He has been waiting for a while, and as I take a closer look, it really is my brother-in-law that's out there.

Hey! I've been waiting here. Why has it taken you so long to come over? Thank goodness you are home, my sister-in-law. I am so happy that I can barely keep my mouth closed.

Brother-in-law, what has put that smile on your face? I don't dare to think too much about any of this. Come on over and I will make some hot tea for you.

I don't want to trouble you. Please kindly pass the tea for me to hold. What kind of tea have you made? It sure tastes quite refreshingly fragrant.

Pardon me, I haven't been a good host and just made some simple tea. Brother-in-law, you haven't been here in a while, so what brings you to my home today?

I've come to your place because… (Because of what?) I have something that I adore, and guess what that is?
What, you are so cute! How would I know what it is that you adore?

You probably haven't a clue, and it will probably sound out of the blue and offensive.
Brother-in-law, you are speaking so strangely. Why don't you try to be more ballsy and say what you really mean?

Sister-in-law, you are being so pressing. If I speak too overtly about it, I would feel uncomfortable. But I can't help but to come to you, because I want to become closer relatives and take our relationship a step further.