the truth about men

THE TRUTH
ABOUT MEN
TRACY BYRD,
BLAKE SHEL
TON, ANDY
GRIGGS, &
MONTGOMERY
GENTRY Tracy:
We dont like to go out shoppin ,
We dont care whats on sale.
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
Watchin the
NFL. When you come over at half-time,
An say : 'Does this dress fit too tight?'
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
An say: 'Uh, uh: Looks just right.'
Tracy: Chorus:
Well, thats the truth about men.
Yeah, thats the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
Scratch, an spit, an cuss.
It dont matter what line we hand you,
When we come draggin in.
We aint wrong; we aint sorry,
An its probably gonna happen again.
Tracy: We hate watchin 'Steel Magnolias' .
We like 'Rambo' an 'Die Hard 4'.
Troy (Montgomery Gentry):
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
Eddie (Montgomery Gentry):
At the Home
Depot store.
Andy: We dont really wanna take you to dinner,
At some fancy restaurant.
Blake: The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to,
The one thing that we all want.
All: (Chorus)
Well, thats the truth about men.
Yeah, thats the truth about guys.
Wed rather play guitars and work on cars,
Tracy: Than work on the problems in our lives.
An though we might say it to you,
Every now and then,
All: We aint wrong; we aint sorry,
An its probably gonna happen again.
Tracy: Well, if you want to know what were all thinkin,
Its nothing too complex.
Its just somethin cold for drinkin,
And a whole lot of s-e ......
All: (Chorus)
Yes, thats the truth about men.
Yeah, thats the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf an drive around, lost,
Tracy: Scratch, an spit, an a whole lot of other disgustin stuff.
All: It dont matter what line we hand you,
When we come a-crawlin in.
We aint wrong; we aint sorry,
An its probably gonna happen again.
We aint wrong; we aint sorry,
An its probably gonna happen;
Sure, its gonna happen;
You know its gonna happen again.
Tracy: An thats the truth about men.
You know it, son.
Blake: (Tell em how it is Tracy!)