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Noo whan Ah-want-ta lauchin Ah think of the scene
Whan aabody roon cam ower tae clean,
An claarted themsels richt up-ta the een
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Wi Robbie the Rochie an Willie the Doo,
The officer fell fur Jeannie McGrew;
And aabody else that hud hud a capoo
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Och! siccan a sotter wis aabody in ,
Five mile awa ye cud hear the din;
Even the verra-coo hud to grin
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Noo the bobby cam roon tae quell the fowks doon
The cratur gat loast whaur the ricks hud thur foon
He fell in the midden, wis like tae droon
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
The wecht o him syne sends the barrow in bits,
The wheel cairries oan an the officer hits;
Losh ye shud hiv seen hoo she did the splits
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Och! siccan a sotter wis aabody in,
Five mile awa ye cud hear the din;
Even the verra-coo hud to grin
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Oh the whisky gaed roon,
Tammys fleein the doo
An aye as they drank, the mair they gat fou
The only yins sober, the calf an the coo
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Tammy roars oot, 'Ring the bell fur mair'
Syne he tuggit the coos tail, an pult oot a hair;
She kickit oot he gaed up in the air
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Och! siccan a sotter wis aabody in,
Five mile awa ye cud hear the din;
Even the verra-coo hud to grin
At the muckin o Geordies byre.
Oo-oh such a stanache was there to see
Five miles away you could hear the melee
Even the domesticated animals were consumed with glee
At the cleansing of Georges cow shed
Och! siccan a sotter wis aabody in,
Five mile awa ye cud hear the din;
Even the verra-coo hud to grin
At the muckin o Geordies byre.