Joints 2000

Youre a synchronized dub of that jiggy **** in clubs
You even got a sub-stitute you pay to hit the pubs
Both a you sport Maytag watches that you bought on Jamaica Ave.
Drivin up and down in your broken jag
Ya hustle, I gotta knock it, cause you aint makin a prophet
Ya dreams of being famous shouldve stayed in the closet
Ya life is like a mock trial (order order)
Like havin a phone with no-one to dial you claim that (?) is your pile
Im organizin a million thoughts runnin wild in my heart
When it beats it creates musical art
That talks and melodies only heard by Mozart
Telepathically traveled a form of hip-hop classical
That makes your mind goin sabbatical to study my rappin
And shell say its magical then hear your **** and start laughin
Walk to your room grab your clothes and start packin
Then send you to the hip-hop temple, In Manhattan
[Chorus]
****** is mad cause they know we got joints
If you got beef then we can shoot joints
You gotta cop 12 if you wanna hear joints
We score points cause we got joints
Check it out, ****** is mad cause they know we got joints
If you got beef then we can shoot joints
Roll a bag and loose Im a clip you like joints
We score points cause we got joints, Check it out
Three of the best thats unsigned, at one time
Getting bids like the 1-9 at rush-time, Naturally I bust mine
Dont touch mine with one rhyme we drop the hammer
And your crew gets to steppin like a ? actor
I voice the musical truth make it arrogant like ego trip
You wasnt havin it, now you on the penal tip
I seem to flip razors for sure with adverbs and add herbs till my **** list to get served
With bad words hanging out west with Mad Merse
You cant verse, steppin to mine yall get hearsed
And done first after youve hung my first verse your worst thirst
Is waitin for Minds to rewind so call your night nurse
Why just lifted the skirt, its 99 so we puttin in work
[Chorus]
The world was beggin for a savior so I finally came
To bring these jokers up to speed on how we playin this game
You know my name, Worldwide I get around like a spliff
So every word got em stickin to their guns like the sheriff
Im not here to change destiny but to fulfill it
And stay fly like the bullets from a gat when you pull it
Red beans, Sweat teams, never missin that mark
So cats wanna hear my big dogs bark and spit sparks
I treaded soft when I started off, now ****** is getting carted off
Cause they wasnt show now they know
That a Master can play a fool, but a fool masters nothin
So they salty like stove top stuffin
I fake in, natural like skin
Until you front thats when I have to loosen your chin
Get all up inside your chest like a gin well you sound too thin
You cant win you better lip synch or start goals(?) right then
[Chorus x2]
Check it out its like that yall