Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs

I went to the museum and stood on a chair.
Some girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear.
She made everybody look up there.
It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs !
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
All the way down she was up in the air.
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
It was a naked girl right in my face.
High class culture all over the place.
My watch stopped tickin'...shoes came unlaced.
When I watched her trippin' down a staircase.
It looked like a mistake at a steeplechase.
A busted flywheel at stock car race.
I fell in love at a terrible pace.
When someone gave her a shove down a staircase.