stop me if you think you've heard this one before (2011 remaster)

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That youve heard this one before
Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That youve heard this one before
Nothings changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love
I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy , bald, Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied Id to her?
Oh, who said Id lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said Id lied?
Because I never
I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen and broke my knee
And then he really lays into me
Friday night in out-patients
Who said Id lied to her?
Oh, who said Id lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said Id lied?
Because I never
And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more
Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That youve heard this one before
Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That youve heard this one before
Nothings changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love