white guy mind tricks

Ahh ****
alright fellas you know the routine
everybody be quiet
i got this
yeah how you fellas doing tonight
any reason why you driving through here so damm fast
i don't believe our velocity was pushing legal limits
maybe you right, maybe you weren't speeding
but i had a report of a stolen green van with two black men and a white guy
thast's confounding i never received stolen property in my life officer
this is not the bright green van with two hubcaps
and a cracled wind shield that your looking for
but you night be right i'm not really sure
why i pulled you fellas over tonighy im actually confused
i'm flabbergasted as well
i think why you pulled us over was to welcome us to George
send us about our way so you can subsequently go home
get dreesed up lile a chicken and gave *** with your wife
welcome to George fellas
you guys drives safe
and im going to subsequently go home
dress up like a chicken and have *** with my wife
alright officer eat **** and die