A Road Song

Were still in
WisconsinAs far as
I knowToday was
Green BayAnd tomorrows
ChicagoWish
I was lying
But there isnt much to report
My phone is dying
So Ive got to keep it short
I just wanted to say
Hey, Ive been writing you a road song
Its a cliché
But heyThat doesnt make it so wrong
And in between the stops at the
Cracker Barrel
And forty movies with
Will Farrell
I need some way to occupy my time
So Im writing you a road song
I sure hope you dont mind
I bought you
A light blue
T-shirt last night
From some band
I couldnt stand but their logo is all right
Some kid threw a bottle on stage
He had an arm like a pro
I know its getting late
I guess I should let you go
But did I happen to say
Hey, Ive been writing you a road song
Dont run away
Because, hey
I promise it wont be too long
And I know its not what youd call necessary
And I know that
Im no Steve
PerryAnd even if you roll your eyes and groan
Im still writing you a road song
That you can call your own