Japan

Whoa!
I cant believe were in Japan!
Look at all the lights!
The food!
The people!
Wow!
Were three cool white friends in Japan （Japan !）
Weve never been to Japan
So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
And our label has to pay for it
Here we are at our five star hotel
The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION （In Japan!）
The views are amazing
And their champagne waiting
Because thats how we wrote it （Yummy!）
And now the label has to pay for the video （yay!）
And pay for everything that we say （no matter what!）
For example Ill be getting a massage right now
And Ill be drinking some sake （So expensive!）（Who cares ?）
Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan （mmm!）
And now were at Tokyo Disneyland
And now were in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for!
Cause were three cool white friends in Japan （In Asia!）
The fact that were white isnt why were friends
But we are white,and were friends （In Japan）
At this point in the video well be super drunk （WEEEE!）
Standing near some kind of Dragon
And then well buy some stinky used girls panties
Out of one of those pervert vending machines
Now weve seen sumo wrestling live
Unless we get dropped by our label
Cause were threewhite douchebags in Japan （Thats us!）
Its all part of our master plan
To get some much needed R&R
At the expense of Universal Records
Wow Look at all this Japanese money
Its called Yen
I heard its worth more than American money
Lets dump it in the river!
（phone rings）
Moshi Moshi
Guys its the label
This videos really expensive and-
BYE!!
Pokemon!
Dump it in the River!
Our rental car!
Dump it in the River!
This old guy!
Dump him in the river!
And now were flying home first class!