Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

Well youve all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
Well Ill tell you a
Christmas tale
That never has been told
Well you may think youve heard it all
But you aint heard nothin yet
About that crazy
Christmas
That the North
Pole cant forget
Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he got on the horn
To his cousin
Leroy Who lived out in the sticks
He said Santas really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said
Hey Im on my way
And he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the
North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls
And a John
Deer trucker hat
Well Santa stepped in
And said just calm down
Cuz we all got a job to do
Like it or not
Leroys in charge
And hes gonna be leading you
And it was
Leroy The
Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol boys
And girls along the way
Hes just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
Before that night was over
Leroy had changed there tune
He had them scootin a hoof
On every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
You could here him call
Merry Chistmas
Yall And all of yall a goodnight
And it was
Leroy The
Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol boys
And girls along the way
Hes just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
He makes Jingle
Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night