Strapped For Cash

Well it was
Saturday night,
I was sitting in the kitchen
Checking out the women on
Spanish television
Got a call from
Paul who was just let out of prison
He said hey listen, theres something
Im missing
I said Im on it, honest, its on its way
Youre gonna get your money in a couple of days, okay?
Im just a little strapped for cash
Take it easy baby, cut me some slack,
I saidIm just a little strapped for cash
Very temporary, dont you worry bout that
Strapped for cash
So I headed out west to invest in the races
All the goddamn horses kept falling on their faces
Didnt fare much better at the
Taj MahalChalk it up to bad luck and free alcohol
And now Im laying low, you know
Im trying to stall
But I dont know how much longer
I can dodge the calls
SayinIm just a little strapped for cash
Dont you know
I wouldnt do you like that
Im just a little strapped for cash
Give me a minute you know youll get it back
CmonStrapped for cash
Strapped for cash
Six bodybuilders pulled up in a
PintoNext thing
I know theyre coming through the window
Hate to keep you waiting,
I know times are hard
Now would you prefer a
Visa or a
MasterCard
Because Im just a little strapped for cash
Take a seat,
Ill be back in a flash,
I saidIm just a little strapped for cash
No need to have a heart attack
Bop shoo wop, bop bop shoowop