I'm a Weirdo

Im a weirdo, yeah Im a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I dont care though
Im a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a ******, I say * ***** no
I say ****** no, I say ****** no
Ask me if I give a ******, I say **** ** no
Im a weirdo not a hero
Had a psych eval didnt clear though
Ergo I say ear-go
Cut my ear off, now I cant hear stereo
If that makes me weird, Im weird
I use a Mach3 razor on my beard
I use a Mach10 razor down down there
Seven more blades cause I like it sheer
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Spoon in my ear cause my brains made of gelatone
Latin girls say 'turn up the Reggaeton'
But its me in a wig, mind is hella gone
'Ay papi, you crazy'
Yeah crazy for driving Miss Daisy
Best picture, must be doing something right
Chicken bit off my ********* *** at a ******fight
Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight
Bit a cop got a ticket for a ****** bite
Im demented and deranged mother* *****
Choose the middle seat on a plane mother******
Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans
Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man
Best picture, must be doing something right
******, Im repeating myself, man Im not right
Im a weirdo, yeah Im a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I dont care though
Im a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a ******, I say ****** no
I say ****** no, I say ****** no
Ask me if I give a ******, I say ****** no
Ask me if I give a ******, Ill say ****** no