Illegal Smile

When I woke up this morning
當我今天早上醒來
Things were lookin bad
一切都很糟糕
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
似乎沉默是我唯一的朋友
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
一碗麥片試圖盯著我它獲勝了
And it was twelve oclock before I realized
我意識那時已經十二點了
That I was havin... no fun
我曾擁有的都沒有樂趣
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
幸好我有逃離現實的鑰匙
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
你可能會在今晚看到我不法的微笑
It dont cost very much
這並不困難
But it lasts a long while
但它會停留很久
Wont you please tell the man
請你告訴他好嗎
I didnt kill anyone
我沒有殺掉任何人
No Im just tryin to have me some fun
我不過是給自己找點樂子
Last time I checked my bankroll
我最後一次檢查我的錢
It was gettin thin
它越來越薄
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
有時候它就像到了盡頭
Is the only place Ive been
這是我唯一去過的地方
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
我追趕彩虹直到了死胡同
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
我所有的朋友都成了保險推銷員
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
幸好我有逃離現實的鑰匙
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
你可能會在今晚看到我不法的微笑
It dont cost very much
這並不困難
But it lasts a long while
但它會停留很久
Wont you please tell the man
請你告訴他好嗎
I didnt kill anyone
我沒有殺掉任何人
No Im just tryin to have me some fun
我不過是給自己找點樂子
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
我和所有的工作服坐在衣櫥裡
Tryin to get away from all the ears inside my walls
試著躲避我牆裡所有的耳朵
I dreamed the police heard everything I thought... what then?
我夢到警察聽到我所想的一切 那是什麼？
Well I went to court and the judges name was Hoffman
我去了法庭法官的名字叫做霍夫曼
Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
幸好我有逃離現實的鑰匙
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
你可能會在今晚看到我不法的微笑
It dont cost very much
這很普通
But it lasts a long while
但它會停留很久
Wont you please tell the man
請你告訴他好嗎
I didnt kill anyone
我沒有殺掉任何人
No Im just tryin to have me some fun
我不過是給自己找點樂子
Well done
做得好
Hot dog bun
熱狗麵包
My sisters a nun
我的姐姐是修女