Allentown

Well we're living here in Allentown
我們住在阿倫敦(美國賓夕法尼亞州東部第三大工商業城市)
And he's driven our lives into the ground
他帶著我們一路駛向絕望
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
當我們醒來時發現又喝醉成那樣
Phil got shot Phil
Phil中了槍
We got beaten by a monk
我們被一個和尚打傷
I was happy and my life was good
我很幸福生活風調雨順
Gettin' married like a dentist should
像個正常的牙醫一樣準備結婚
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
烤著棉花糖舉著小木棒
I got ****ed in the ass by a girl with a ****
我卻被一個長著'傢伙'的女孩爆了菊花
Haha, I remember that
哈哈我記得
And we're living here in Allentown
我們住在阿倫敦(別名：The Queen City建於1762年)
But they're taken Teddy's finger now
但他們現在抓住了Teddy的手指
And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my ****
我很確定現在糟糕的像坨狗屎
And shoot Allen in the face
Allen的臉被射傷
And shoot myself
想要開槍自殺
He totally butchered that song
他完全毀了那首歌
Totally butchered my life
完全毀了我的生活