Valentino
She got a valentine from
GaryI opened it up it said, “
Would you please be mine?”
I send her flowers and some candy, yeah
She opened them up and said“
You're trying to make me fat now”
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me
Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch
TV and play basketball
I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah
She opened the doors and said, “
Oh bother this is red”
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened 'em up and said“
I can't believe you're so stupid now ”
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me
Not to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch
TV and play basketball, play basketball
Play basketball, play basketball
And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me
Just want her to look at me
I just want her to talk to me, yeah
I won't ever make her wash my car, no
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there