Wow

Fashionably late for my reunion
High school, they barely knew my name
Now they drooling when that limousine pull up
I never seemed cooler
Money so long, couldnt measure with a ruler
Three piece Armani and Berlutis with the wing tips
Everybody looking at me, they ain't seen a thing yet
I was that chubby nerd dreaming of the prom queen, wore them tight jeans, had me harder than the concrete
But she only had time for the cool guys, IQ was probably lower than her shoe size
Boyfriend was a bully, everyday I said I'd fight back, but I wouldnt
Now I'm gon show em , I heard they eloped
She probably got fat, he's probably dead broke
But then I saw the picture of a couple and their kids in the hall glass: 'Prom Queen Family that died in a car crash'
Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow
Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
I met a girl named Porscha, baby, she's so gorgeous, the girl so scorching
Call her my black whorget, took her to my fortress, body like a horse, man
Telling me to tease her, she love it when she tortured
Get up in her ribs at my top speed, screaming out 'Don't stop please'
Now she walking knock-kneed, years pass, I ain't called her
Told her from the forth for I'm a true player, -- already warned her, on to the next one
Family reunion, my sister brought all of her friends in, now I'm choosing
Yeah, and then my mama started fussing, telling me stop flirting and come and meet your cousins
This is your auntie's daughter. You all are first cousins
And her name is Porscha. Porscha? Porscha?! Wow
Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow
Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Aint nothing promised, I promise that I could take you on a super fly trip
I got that super size shit
Baby you could gossip if you like, go on tell your friends
If your man shooting blanks, I could fill em in
I could feel the envy, its like its in the wind
Im that grown man shit, yall some children
Reel em in, cause Im realer than she used to
Panties off with no hands, its like a bluetooth
A duce duce of Corona, and Im on you, like I wanna bring you home to Momma
God, Im up inside her like a sonogram
You gon feel it in the morning
If you let me , Ima leave it stretchy like accordions
Damn, she like wow
My dick could make a stripper wanna flip it to that family lifestyle
She looking at me type wild, like she wanna carry my child
Glad I had the lifestyle, dont want a stalker, I gotta stay polite
This could get awkward, I gotta play it right
I slide to the door 'Any way that I could call you?'
She said, 'The cabs already outside waiting for you. Bounce!' Wow!
Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow
Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems tomake me say wow, wow, wow, wow, wow