Yumyan Hammerpaw

He was born with an axe in his fur
The toughest cat that you ever saw
Well, he can chop down a tree with just one swing
We call him Yumyan Hammerpaw
Whoa! Whoa!
We call him Yumyan Hammerpaw!
He could punch out a thousand grizzly bears
He's mighty tall at seven feet
His beard is so tough
It gets in fights
His favorite food is luncheon meat
Whoa! Whoa!
His favorite food is luncheon meat
Yumyan Hammerpaw!
Yumyan Hammerpaw!
I hear Yumyan writes manly poems
About chainsaws, cranks, and gears
He also shoots lasers from his eyes
And puts out fires with his tears
Yumyan Hammerpaw!
Yumyan Hammerpaw!