brief interviews with hideous men

All your marsupial annotations
That you carry around
May ring through their ears,
But to us make no sound.
We never asked you to squat
On our intricacies of employment,
But honestly, the harder you squeeze
Facilitates the enjoyment.
Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array
Of punctuations marks at our disposal.
Slashes, dashes and dots of various sorts,
Might even meet our proposal.
Hot flashes, and rashes,
I'm feeling particularly pretentious;
Your vasomotor disturbances
Only rev up our engines.
DIALOGUE A
LL THE SHI
T YOU WANT!
BUT MAKE S
URE TO USE
THE BIGGES
T FONT! TH
E LOUDER Y
OU SPEAK,
THE MORE T
HEY MENTIO
N. BOLD OR
UNDEFINED,
THIS WILL
GET YOUR A
TTENTION!