I Run NY

Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.
Good morning.
Its been brought to my attention that many rap artists
claim that they run New York.
But this is not the case.
In fact, I wrote my own song about what its really like.
Please excuse the profanity in advance.
Hit it.
I run New York!
New York, big city of dreams
and you know that I run this town
king of the streets, dressed in concrete
skyscrapers on my crown
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So if you want this Big Apple
come try to take a bite!
Cause I run this mother******* city
and I wont give it up without a fight!
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Yo I run New York
Its a pain in the ass
The citys crowded as *************
and its covered in trash
and the sanitation chief just shoveled ********** ***t in my face
another transit strike? aw, ******* great!
I cant wait to have another meeting with the labor union
so that Mark can bend me over and then shove their ******* shoe in
but I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes
I literally run New York and its exhausting!
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I run New York
its a ******* headache
it really wears you down
in this lake of bureaucratic bull*************t
its a miracle I dont drown!
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I dont literally run New York
I run the marathon
plus I organize it
so I double run the marathon
but no one seems to give a * ************ that Im a paragon
instead they photoshop me so its looking like I wear a thong
so they laugh at it in my own office when Im gone
went to the Nicks game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron
excuse me for trying to help you
they wont be satisfied till Im locked up in Belleview
I guess they dont tell you this job sucks *************!
I run New York and it feels like *************t!
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The chief of Police is a major bully
he laughs at my ideas
he made fun of my tie last week
and I had to fight back tears!
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Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit
cause I spend every day getting punched in the *************
but at night I travel down into the subway
wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play
and battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats
if I ******* quit, who the ************* would do that?
Ill give you a hint, the answer is no one
thats why Im in the sewer dressed up like a show gun
cause Im the equinox
I helped James Springs
releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings
and no one even knows, they just think Im a dork
but I still kill those ******* dogs, cause I run New York!
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I run New York
its a *************tty gig
no overtime in my pay
I asked the city for a ******* bonus
and they said no ******* way!
so rotten is this big apple
its crawling with worms inside
but I run this mother******* **** *********t hole city and it makes me want to die!
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I run New York!
Thank you.