Enjoy

Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here
I queefed -
EnjoyMake the most of my butt-toast
Enjoy my good friends -
EnjoyThe laces of my shoes unlock the mystery
Come and share a treat with me
I can't recall the last time
I washed my feet
We're in for a treat
Here's my shoes -
EnjoyAnd here's my socks -
EnjoyMake the most of my toe toast
Enjoy, my good friends -
EnjoyFlatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank
God you're here
I queefed -
EnjoySniff my ass whilst
I pass gas
Smell my feces -
EnjoyEnjoy my good friends -
Enjoy