Brianstorm

Brian,
布萊恩
Top marks for not tryin'
你是不勞而獲界的佼佼者
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
你真是太好了，願意用你的不願嘗試保佑我們
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
我們很感激也奇怪得被安撫了

我很好奇你是不是在拖我們下水
And I wonder are you puttin' us under
因為我們開始對你的
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
t恤和領帶的穿搭目不轉睛了
and ties combination
待會兒見了，大發明家！
Well see you later, innovator
有些人想要親吻你，而另一些人想要揍你一頓

這個世界上就沒有你不能掙脫的網
Some want to kiss some want to kick you
至少這是你給我的印象
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
因為你很靈活和圓滑
Or at least that's the impression I get
她還沒意識到但是她已經是你的了
cause you're smooth and you're wet
她會對你說快將我使用起來吧
And she's not aware yet but she's yours
帶我去看看你的按摩浴缸
She'll be sayin' use me
我想像你把它放在一個平面上
Show me the jacuzzi
你選擇約會地點的頻率告訴了我
I imagine that it's there on a plate
你永遠都不會因為讓他們久等
Your rendezvous rate means that
而感覺到害怕
you'll never be frightened
我猜這就是你的風格吧
to make them wait for a while
永遠都不去爭取你想要的
I doubt it's your style not to get
你的眼睛火辣辣的
what you set out to acquire
你就是個無法預測的風暴
The eyes are on fire
布萊恩，冷靜，鎮定，發號施令
You are the unforecasted storm
你是不勞而獲界的佼佼者

你讓其他所有的故事都為你駐足
(Brian)Calm, collected, and commandin'
用你偉大的表演和玩笑
(Top marks for not tryin')
但是你知道有多少的傢伙因為你而哭泣
You made the other stories standin'
因為你搶走了他們的風頭
With your renditions and jokes
你不會是在拖我們下水吧
Bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept
因為我們已經對你t恤和領帶的搭配
cause you 've stolen their ...thunder
目不轉睛了
Are you puttin' us under
待會兒見了，大發明家
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
end
and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator


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