Welcome To Our World (More Champagne)

ENSEMBLE:
Champagne and sunshine, ponies and fine wine
Who wouldnt want to be us?
Never a tizzy, were way too busy being fabulous
So bring on the bubbles, forget all your troubles
Cause everythings going our way
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
The match is on, so come and join us
Welcome to our world, more champagne!

PHILIP STUCKEY: (spoken)
Thats the end of the chukka!
Thank you all for your generous support to... whatever charity we dug up this month.
(sung)
Couples are solo, we all love polo
The sport of kings and queens
Before we continue, we need your assistance
And you know what that means:
Its the age-old tradition, well be repositioned
The divots, dont force it
And dont step in the horse!

ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to our world

PHILIP STUCKEY:
Welcome to our world

ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to our world

PHILIP STUCKEY & ENSEMBLE:
The match is on, so come and join us
Welcome to our world, more champagne!

CLIENT: (spoken)
Edward...

EDWARD: (spoken)
This is Gwen and Gretchen
The infamous Olsen sisters
Whove made marrying well an art form

CLIENT: (spoken)
Edward...

OTHER CLIENTS: (spoken)
Edward!

EDWARD: (spoken)
Be back in just a sec

CLIENT 1: (spoken)
So, youre the Flavor of the Week?

CLIENT 2: (spoken)
Ugh. Dont mind her, shes just being catty.
Edward is our most eligible bachelor.
Everyones trying to landhim

VIVIAN: (spoken)
Well, Im not trying to 'land him'.
Im just using him for sex

ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world