tickets sold out (skit) - intro

This Friday performing live
這個禮拜五的現場表演
At the Civic Center
在CIVIC中心
You heard him on fat rabbit wit Timberland
你聽到過辣子雞和TIMBALAND一起表演過
I be that named Luda a k a l o v a
'我就是那個叫LUDA又名LOVA的人'
You heard him wit Jermaine Dupri on Sony Playstations John Matten 2000
你聽到過他和JERMAINE DUPRI在索尼大法遊戲約翰麥頓2000發售時的表演
Now see him perform live at the Civic Center
現在就去CIVIC中心去看他的現場表演吧
For three shows only
免費的表演
Its Ludacris
是LUDACRIS
Tickets for the first show are not available
第一場表演的票不能提供
Because its sold out
因為已經賣光了
Tickets for the second show are not available
第二場表演的票也不能提供
You got it right sold out
你猜對了，因為也賣光了
And tickets for the third and final show have been sold out
第三場和最後一場的票也賣光了
So hold up what the f**k am I doing this shit for
所以等等，我特麼錄這玩意兒乾啥？