It's the Phone

It's the phone, get the phone, there's a phone call
電話響啦接電話啦來電話啦
Fish it out, press the talk button right now
趕緊掏出來按下通話鍵
Anytime, anywhere there's a phone call
不管何時何地，只要電話一響
We will answer and start talking real loud
我們就會去接，然後呱呱講
In their odes to Joy and Jesus, do you think they once foresaw
在人們創作那些歡樂頌啦各種上帝頌的時候，你覺得他們會不會預見過
their pieces in our wireless devices
自己的大作會在我們的無線長方體裡
All across the planet? Blah blah, blah blah, blah…
傳遍整個地球？巴拉巴拉，巴拉巴拉，巴拉拉小魔仙……
Ah the strains of music all around
啊到處都是音樂聲吶
Short little beeps cut through the din
嘟嘟嗶嗶劃破人群喧囂
I've come to love that Motorola sound
我愛上了那個摩托羅拉的鈴聲
Not harpsichord or violin
不是大鍵琴也不是小提琴喲
I know Ludwig would be so proud
我知道貝多芬會炒雞驕傲
That 'Fur Elise' could beep so loud
自己的《致愛麗絲》可以噔噔噔那麼響
Rossini too and Brahms and Bach
還有羅西尼勃拉姆斯和巴赫
And Mozart and Rachmaninoff inoff, enough
還有莫扎特拉赫瑪尼諾夫尼諾夫，真是夠啦
Hold the fries - keep your eyes on the road somehow
還是拿好你的薯條，好好看路吧
Pretty awkward to talk on the phone right now
現在講電話非常尷尬
To the whims if the Cell Tower Gods I bow
突發奇想，要是我能拜一拜信號塔眾神會怎樣
And I hope the local laws allow
我希望當地的法律能夠允許
It's so crowded, you're so loud it's some deaf guy you're talking to
好擠哦，你講電話那麼響，是在和聾子通話嗎？
All of us on this Hertz bus attempt to turn our backs to you
乘坐這輛噪音巴士的我們都想要背對著你
You're impinging, see us cringing, dirty looks aimed at your head
你在冒犯別人，沒看到我們都在退縮，用鄙視的眼神看著你的腦袋嗎
Not proud of it but I admit I wish your battery was dead
這麼講並不光榮，但我得承認我希望你的電量用光光