(Do It On My) Twin Bed

Hey, it's your girls!
Kate!
Cecily!
Noël!
Vanessa!
Nasim!
And your lil' Baby Aidy!
We're home for the holidays
And this year…
We brought our boyfriends home with us
But just because we're back in our Mom and Dad's house…
Doesn't mean we can't still get a little nasty
Kate McKinnon:
Back in town visiting my Mom and Dad
But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad
Say what's up to my cousins
（Hi!）
Say what's up to my neighbors
（Hey!）
Then take my man to my childhood bedroom
Nasim Pedrad:
This is my old christening dress
And here's my stack of X-Files on VHS
Vanessa Bayer:
Now we're gonna freak
（Freak!）
In my monkey sheets
（Sheets!）
That I've had since I was a kid
Girls:
Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)
Not gonna like it (like it)
But it's the only option (option)
Where we can get it poppin' (poppin')
Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)
Probably fall off it (off it)
But let's get wild (wild)
In a bed for a child. (child)
Cecily Strong:
If you want an old cat to watch you bone
Then you're gonna want to get down in my parents' home
Itll lick its body
（Body!）
While you lick my body
（Body!）
Then it'll throw up on your bags!
Aidy Bryant:
Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick
While my folks are at the pharmacy,my mom is sick
She's had a cough
（Cough!）
She got it from Jean
（Jean）
And now it's a whole thing with Jean
Noël Wells:
I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted
Now keep it down 'cause he's asleep on my trundle bed
（Hey don't mind me）
（Me!）
（We're family）
（Leeee!）
（Did ya hear Aunt Ruth is dead?）
（Sad!）
Girls:
Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)!
Even though Aunt Ruth's dead {Ruth's dead)!
Wish we had more room (more room )!
But Grandma got the guest room (guest room)!
But we'll still get nasty (nasty)!
Up against my trophies (trophies)!
You're a certified hottie (hottie)!
Like JTT.
（Aw, thanks!）
Jimmy Fallon:
Girl, you know I love you, but let's be clear
I'm having lots of trouble gettin' horny here
I wanna get down and do my thing
But your childhood bed has antique springs
And I guess your mom don't know how to knock
Keep my foot on the door ' cause it doesn't lock
I can't fully undress in case your parents come through
Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh
And why am I even tryin' to get laid
Near a photo of you from seventh grade!
Aidy Bryant:
Let's take it back now, Y'ALL!
Girls:
So let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)!
Not gonna like it (like it)!
But you can't be picky (picky)!
When you're staying with your family! (family)!”
Jimmy Fallon:
I've been sexing in a tiny twin bed, y'all!
Kate McKinnon:
Happy holidays!
Aidy Bryant:
We out!