Fresh Out The Box

Hi!! How's it goin alright fellas
Ladies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhh "Tap Talk USA" with your host..
Louis.. St.
Ide's Donkey
****, yeah
Today we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhh
Big Al [Willy Scratch]
Willy Scratch, that's me,
Willy Scratch!
I like to scratch my ass! [announcer]
How you doin
Willy Scratch?
Well when the lemonade is on the line, and the milk is in the back pocket, and the burgers are on the floor, what do you like to do most? [Willy Scratch]
Aww I scratch the two tumors in my
BLOOMERS!
That's what
I love to do, it's the best! (JE-ZUS CHRIST!! BROTHER LOVE LOVES YOU) [announcer]
Ohh-kay, that's a little word from our preacher over here on the right, but uhh
When the uhh **** hits the fan, and your uhh, tissue hits the hand, and you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan, what do you come up with? [Willy Scratch]
I get golden showers on my ****ing asshairs and on my mustache
I wipe it in your glass!
HAHAHA! (Je-zus save you! BROTHER LOVE LOVES YOU) .. "I wanna say a few words to you guys, that I've been thinking about backstage." [Kurious]
Three cheers for my peers for the brew that
I'm consumin
No knockin what
I'm rockin cause my confidence is boomin
Sort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake note
Not (??) again loop, without a paid show (Daaamn)
Take a quick dip in my moat
Kurious the magician
I'm laid back like **** or valium, or (??) be chillin like
I wanna A freezer full of 40's and a pocket full of scarma
**** is on the verge to break
Throw on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bake ************s til they're cripsy,
I mean ****in
BURNED Bout time that you learned kid
Check what
I did flip the lid of my brew
Givin a quip (??) a dollar or two
C.M. crew, rocks more pull than a ox (Where can I check this out?)
Fresh out the box "Fresh out the box.." ->
Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*} [Kurious]
Check it out
No it doesn't take a sleuth, to know
I'm hundred proof
I raise the ****in roof, get looser than a tooth in a, elderly's gums,
I collect healthier sums of loot when
I'm out drinkin with the bums
Pour in contributions, slide to the liquor spot
Brothers put their money on me cause
I'm figured to rock
Yeah, with that **** that booms
Hoppin trains is a pain
I maintain in the tombs
Crack the judge with a grudge, "I don't like Puerto Ricans"
Speakin on the
Jones, made bail, and now
I'm leapin and jumpin
True to the time, my **** is pumpin
Think you wanna talk?
I'm dumb,
I don't know nothin
Jack ****, suck a fat **** you ****in bastard
I'm illy with the (??), drinkin wines gettin plastered while you maintain, in your donut shops
Kids runnin with glocks, fresh out the box "Fresh out the box.." ->
Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*} [Kurious]
Uhhh, check it out
Dropper of the funk, not a beef initiator
Temperature's on, rise like the equator
Later for the ********, save the tip for the waiter "Was the ***** good sir?"
I don't know,
I never ate her
Plant tabs on my tongue so my thoughts can grow "Aiyyo your lyrics is corn," like the, one on my toe
To get with
Kurious you gots ta keep on tryin son
And when it comes to ****s - nah
I don't give a flyin one
If ****s had wings yo
I'd be flyin forever
Pullin on a lover with her pet
A peacock lover dipped in ink, you're +
Pretty in
Pink+ Molly
Ringwald got scald, the water in the sink was red hot --
OOPS, almost forgot
And if the honey look good,
I walk her like a rott- -weiler,
I style her, in other words sport her
She tried to dig my pockets (BUS-TED) but yo
I caught her
Sorta bugged ain't it?
Dig the flow of the rhyme
You know the hoe fainted when
I showed her mine
Jumpin out the socks whether cotton or mesh
Guaranteed out the box, that my **** stay fresh "Fresh out the box.." ->
Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*}