Dare To Be Stupid

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
電鋸放下聽我講話
It's time for us to join in the fight
現在是時候讓我們參與打架
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
現在是時候讓你的囝仔長大成為牛仔
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
現在是時候把臭蟲都放出來
You better put all your eggs in one basket
你最好把所有雞蛋都放進一個籃子碼一碼
You better count your chickens before they hatch
你在雞仔破殼前最好查一查
You better sell some wine before it's time
你在果酒過期前最好甩賣啊
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
你身上哪裡癢最好抓一抓
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can
你最好把所有的衛生紙抽走
While Mr. Wipple's not around
當清風還沒有徐來的時候
Stick your head in the microwave
把頭塞進微波爐
And get yourself a tan
烤出古銅健康膚
Talk with your mouth full
胡吃海塞時要大聲喧嘩
Bite the hand that feeds you
咬一口那只餵你的手
Bite off more than you chew
多咬幾口貪多嚼不爛
What can you do?
要不然還能怎麼辦？
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Take some wooden nickels
揣幾枚木鎳硬幣
Look for Mr. Goodbar
去顧巴先生酒吧瀟灑
Get your mojo working now
快施展你的魔法
I'll show you how
我來給你示範一下
You can dare to be stupid
你大可勇敢地去犯傻
You can turn the other cheek
你可側過臉蛋讓別人打
You can just give up the ship
你可直接從船上跳下
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
你可猛吃一頓壽司小費不留一個子兒
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Come on and dare to be stupid
來吧勇敢地去犯傻
It's so easy to do
想做到太容易啦
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
We're all waiting for you, let's go
我們都在等你吶，走啊!

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
現在用鼴鼠丘堆出一座高山（小題大做）
So can I have a volunteer?
有人誌願加入嗎？
There's no more time for cryingover spilled milk
別哭了，牛奶灑就灑了吧
Now it's time for crying in your beer
現在還是藉酒消愁哭自己吧
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
立住腳，養個家，聯絡老師好爸媽
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
買幾雙健步鞋和一輛雪佛蘭
And party 'til you're broke and they drive you away
派對開到傾家蕩產朋友把你扔出窗外
It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
不必在意，你要勇敢地犯傻
It's like spitting on a fish
比如隨地吐痰
It's like barking up a tree
比如抓錯了人去毆打
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
比如你要知道先有買一才能贈一
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
(Yes)
（是的）
Why don't you dare to be stupid?
為什麼你不敢犯傻？
It's so easy to do
想做到太容易啦
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
We're all waiting for you
我們都在等你吶
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Burn your candle at both ends
把蠟燭兩端都點上
Look a gift horse in the mouth
收到禮物要挑刺找茬
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
把土豆泥當做你的兄弟
You can be a coffee achiever
你可以喝咖啡喝到爆炸
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
你可以坐在家裡看天才小麻煩
The future's up to you
未來由你說了算
So what you gonna do?
你想打算怎麼辦？
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
What did I say?
我剛才說啥？
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Tell me, what did I say?
告訴我，我剛才說啥？
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
It's alright
沒關係啦
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
We can be stupid all night
整夜我們都是傻瓜
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Come on, join the crowd
來啊，一起扎堆啊
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Shout it out loud
大聲喊出來啊
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
I can't hear you
聽不見你說啥
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Okay, I can hear you now
好了，這回聽清了
Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻
Let's go, dare to be stupid
上啊，勇敢地犯傻
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勇猛地犯傻
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果敢地犯傻
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大膽地犯傻
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無畏地犯傻
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奮勇地犯傻
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彪悍地犯傻