Action Hero

Sometime after sunset
He is on his hands and knees
He is searching for his keys
At a small Vietnamese place
On East 11th Street

His daughters both at once say
Can we just get going please?
As his wife begins to sneeze
And his son is throwing peas
And eating with his feet

Hes an action hero
And he should be fighting crime
Leaping between the buildings
And racing against time
Hes an action hero
Hes an action hero
In his mind

He drops by Mount Sinai
Where theyre running through some tests
And theyve taped things to his chest
And theyre all doing their best
To make him feel at ease

The doctor says its really just
An educated guess
I suggest you get some rest
Try to cut back on the stress
Cause I dont like what I see

But the action hero
Swears he feels just fine
Hes got to finish saving
The world for all mankind
Hes an action hero
Hes an action hero
And hes racing against time
Hes racing against time