bar mitzvah boy

This is one that we dont play that much
But, uh--but i figured its ******* Jersey
I think you might enjoy this
So here we go
Thirteenth birthday
People come from far away
Aunts and uncles show up
I brush my fro up
Feeling skittish
People speaking Yiddish
Buy a three-piece suit tie
Tailors hand on my thigh
Pratice for the whole year
Paralyzed with fear
Hebrew flash cards on my walls
Voice is changing, dropped my balls
Dads mad at the cost
Too bad, Moms the boss
Grandmas heart full of joy
For the Bar Mitzvah boy
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Bar Mitzvah boy
[man] Bar Mitzvah boy
Okay, up on the podium
Im starinng out at everyone
Cant remember how it goes
Whistle from my rabbis nose
Oh, man, this is it
Make up some crazy ****
Baruch atah, a cha-cha-cha
Everybody says, 'Good job'
Now Im done, sweet relief
Lipstick on Mamas teeth
Catholic friends all ask me this
What the **** is a knish
Gifts are all coing in
Checks and bonds and fountain pens
Make a bank deposit
Make out in the closet
Hes the Bar Mitzvah boy
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[man] Bar Mitzvah boy
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[man] Bar Mitzvah boy
The rabbi does the Electric Slide
Grandmas ass is six feet wide
Party music never stops
All my friends drinking schnapps
Boys are short, girls are tall
Pass me the alcohol
Chug as much as I can
Vomit on the klezmer band
Mom and Dad yell at me
Disgrace my family
But Im a man, so I dont care
Got my first mustache hair
Im the Bar Mitzvah boy
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Bar Mitzvah boy
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Bar Mitzvah boy
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And its the best day of my life
Until three years later
When my parents stop
Making me go to temple