The Lazy Song

Today I dont feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
dont feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
oooh
Im gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把腳翹高高呆望電風扇
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
開著電視手插褲子裡
Nobodys gonna tell me I cant
誰都沒權力管我
Ill be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
我就在窩在沙發上穿著懶人毯
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞
because in the castle Im the freckin man
因為在我地盤他媽我說了算
oooh yes I said it
我說了算
I said it
我說了算
Today I dont feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
dont feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥都不干
tomorrow Ill wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
明天起床練成肌肉男
have some really nice ***
找個小妞做個小愛
shes gonna scream out this is great
她會說“太棒了”
（oh my god this is great）
太棒了
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
我打賭老爸一定以我為榮
But sorry pops, youll just have to wait
但抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
ooooh yes I said it
我說了算
I said it
我說了算
I said cause I can
因為我說了算
today I dontfeel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
dont feel like picking up the phone
電話也懶得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear Im not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
no I aint gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的亂發
cause I aint going anywhere
反正我也不去哪裡
no no no no no noooo
Ill just strut in my birthday suit
我想要光著身子
and let everything hang loose
所有事都放鬆吧
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
ohhh Today I swear Im not doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
dont feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
today I swear Im not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
nothing at all
啥都不干
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