My Name Is

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches } Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨，我的名字是（哈？） 我的名字是（什麼？）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Ahem。 。 。抱歉
Can I have the attention of the class
大家能專心
for one second?
聽我一下嗎
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
孩子們，你們喜歡暴力嗎？
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
想不想看我將9英寸長的釘子扎進我的眼皮里
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
想不想和我做的一樣呢？
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
試著了解我這糟透了的人生吧
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
我的頭腦沉重無比，我試著抬頭挺胸
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
但我不知道我該上哪個辣妹
And Dr. Dre said, 'Slim Shady you a basehead!'
醫生說我是個混蛋
Uh-uhhh! 'So why's your face red? Man you wasted!'
那麼你的臉怎麼這麼紅，朋友你真浪費
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
當我12歲的時候我就覺得我不再是自己
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因為我把真正的自己綁在船桿的最頂端
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
把Pamela Lee 的xx 撕掉
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
我大力的打了她，然後我用了chris benoit 的十字鎖緊
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
我吸了草煙然後倒地
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
比肥婆坐下時還快
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
來吧蕩婦（shady 等等，她是我的母狗）
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
我**什麼都不管， 上帝就是送我來搗亂世界
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. ( huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
我的英文老師想在高中*愛
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
但是唯一的問題就是，我的英文老師是個男的
I smacked him in his face with an eraser , chased him with a stapler
我用橡皮擦砸了他的臉，拿著訂書機追著他跑
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
把他的瘋狂釘在紙上
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
走在脫衣舞俱樂部，我把夾克的拉鍊拉上
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
閃瞎了吧台酒保的狗眼，然後我把我的**卡到杯子裡
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
殺死過路的外星人
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: 'LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!'
女同志喊著：“我們就只做朋友吧！ ”
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
我的人生99%都是在欺騙當中
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
我才發現我的老媽比我還瘋狂
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我告訴他我將會成為一個有名的說唱人
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
做一張關於毒品和姓氏的唱片
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
當你的馬子在台上時，你氣瘋了
and try to touchyour hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
試著要碰你的手就像usher的粉絲一樣
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
這個傢伙的老婆死了，所以想要我的簽名

我簽了然後說親愛的戴維，謝謝你的支持，混蛋
Hi! My name is.. (what? ) My name is.. (who?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
停一下，把這個小孩弄走
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
醫生別站著不動，幫幫忙
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
我還不准備離開，我怕死
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
我將被活埋
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
我要不要去呢？我很難下決定
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
我才喝了第5瓶 vodka。 。 。 我能駕車嗎？ （沒問題）
All my life I was very deprived
我一生都沒什麼文化
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
我幾年都沒上女人了
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
我衣裳破爛，就像綠巨人一樣
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere )
我說話的時候吐口水，我要上了所有在走路的人
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
當我小時候，我餓到抽筋
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
你怎麼用你的胸部餵我，老媽？你都沒有**
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
我沒穿衣服，躺在床上
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
穿上防彈背心，然後一槍把頭打開花
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
我真的是瘋了
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
對了，你什麼時候看見我老爸的時候
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
告訴他我會在他的夢裡掐他的脖子
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is .. (who?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨，我的名字是（什麼？） 我的名字是（誰）
My name is.. { scratches} Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady