Darling Nikki (2015 paisley park remaster)

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a *** fiend

I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine

She said how 'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes

She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same

Her loving will kick your behind
Oh she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sure enough sure enough
Show you how to grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning

Nikki wasn't there

I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs

It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind

Oh Nikki oh

Come back Nikki come back

Your dirty little Prince
Wants to grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind