I'm New Here

I did not become someone different
That I did not want to be
But Im new here
Will you show me around
Met a woman in a bar
Told her I was hard to get to know
And near impossible to forget
She said I had an ego on me
The size of Texas
Well Im new here and I forget
Does that mean big or small
And Im shedding plates like a snake
And it may be crazy
But Im the closest thing I have
To a voice of reason
Met a woman in a bar
Told her I was hard to get to know
And near impossible to forget