GUI DOS song

I would like to be here, I would like to be there
I would like to be everywhere at once
I know that's a contradiction in terms
And it's a problem especially when my body's nearing fifty
As my mind is nearing ten
I can hardly stay up, I can't get to sleep
And I don't want to wake tomorrow morning at the bottom of some heap
But why take it so seriously ?
After all, there's nothing at stake here only me
I want to be young and I want to be old
I would like to be wise before my time
And yet be foolish and brash and bold
I would like the universe to get down on its knees
And say, ''Guido, whatever you please
It's okay even if it's impossible we'll arrange it''
That's all that I want
I am lusting for more, should I settle for less?
I ask you what's a good thing for if not for taking it to excess?
One limitation I dearly regret, there's only one of me I've ever met
I would like to have another me to travel along with myself
I would even like to be able to sing a duet with myself
I would like to be here, sing along with myself
In a song to be there walking down a lane now
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere
That's a contradiction in terms
I want to be here with a counter here
Melody in the here, top of the morning to you
Guido, Guido, Guido, Guido
Guido, Guido, Me, me, me
I want to be Proust or the Marquis De Sade
I would like to be Christ , Mohammed, Buddha
But not have to believe in God
And you know I mean it with all of my heart
It's the end if something important doesn't start
I want to be young but I have to be old
What I want is a tale of sound and fury that some idiot went and told
I would like the universe to get down on its knees
And say, ' 'Guido, whatever you please
It's okay even if it's ridiculous we'll arrange it''
So arrange it
That's all that I want
Guido, Guido
Guido, Guido
Guido, Guido
Contini, Contini, Contini, Contini
Contini, Contini, Contini, Contini
Guido, Guido