Playboy Short

Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking fresh
Some of that 93 old school shit, hoe
Well, Im
Too $hort baby, hear what
I sayI never do work but
I always play
Cause the game is life and
I play the game
So you never talk down on a players name
When I grab my mic,
Im the one man crew
Talking bout me, wouldnt think about you
When you heard
Too $hort came to town
You never wouldve thought
Id be looking down
On who, on you, cause
Im so big
Me and my money is all
I digIm from the
Dangerous
Crew, we aint no punk
We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
Beating like a dope fiend
Back seat riding in a
LimosineTelling that freak all about me
The creater of greater, sucker
MCsChilling out in the
Oaktown singing a rap
No MC could rock like that
Now I say it like bitches say
No MC could rock my way
When I rap its always great
Wouldnt care if it was live or on a tape
Its me, $hort , the one and only
Spitting that rap to all my homies
You know about you, you know
Im a star
When I rap too good
I might take it too far
Had the whole damn crowd going wild
Cause I dont stop rapping, thats my style
Too $hort baby from
East Oakland
I got more hoes than
I can count on my hand
You got women, well,
I got more
You dont know, shit,
Im Playboy $hort
They call me, 'Playboy $hort' known everywhere
Had alife long dream to be a player
Way too cold at a younger age
It was everyday, just make that page
Still playing the same, still young at the game
Never talk down on a players name
Cause Im big time, paid all my dues
Im rich and famous and way too cool
People cant fuck with the way
Im rhyming
They say its too slow but it bought these diamonds
Too $hort baby is the name
I useA 93
Lexus is what
I cruiseClean from the start,
I thought
I was itI was
Cadillac Slick in the dust
I kickBut the
Caddy got parked cause
Im riding new
Eastside bitch, so
Im siding, fool
Money everywhere, all over the floor
At the bank
Im known as, 'Mr. $hort'
At the house
I be chilling, getting some head
Writing raps all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit
The funk rap master, made to fit
Just her,
Im all in them guts
Homeboy cant fuck so
I hooked it up
But young women like you with your big round butts
Blind girls driving down the street called, 'Love'
Chasing that man, who really cant stand
Seeing your face so now you ran
And you dont realize what youll soon see
The way making love is supposed to be
With a player known as
Playboy Too
Rock a mic and a freak and youll both be through
Players play women who like to get played
Bitched like you just trying to get laid
But I like money and
I get paid
I do my duty and say,'Good day'
I didnt want to make love,
Im not that fast
What the hell, shes a freak, she even asked
So lets go to my room after the show
Treat me like a pimp and pay me hoe
You can suck my dick and
I might sing
Just love
Too $hort,
Im everything
So cool, my name is
TooCall it how you want but
I wont call you
Ring my phone and you might see
Ringing my phone just wont get me
Cause Im hard to find but
I get mine
And if I was looking for you,
I wouldnt be in line
Id be right on time in the right place
Too $hort baby all in your face
Talking bout mine and what
I wantFucking
MCs with the dangerous funk
Im on my way to the top
So much rapping
Ill never stop
And all that fame, you might claim
Couldnt stand up by my rap name
You might be good,
I dont care
Ive been rapping like this 13 long years
I got more respect then youll ever get
Cause I dont stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MCs with your record deal
Most tapes out now couldnt be real
Cause your tracks aint shit, dreaming bout hits
But youll find out
Too $hort dont quit
When I grab my mic
Im the one man crew
Talking bout me, wouldnt think about you
When you heard
Too $hort came to town
You never wouldve thought
Id be