I thought that I had everybody on my side
我原以為所有人都喜歡我
But I went and blew it
但我卻搞砸了
這一切
All sky high
現在她就算走過我身邊都不會看我一眼
只因為我弄破了我的褲子
And now she wont even spare a passing glance
big Lary的到來
讓海綿寶寶看起來就像一個小丑
All just because I ripped my pants
沒有一個女孩
會想和一個弄破了自己褲子的傻瓜跳舞
When big Lary came round just to put him down
我知道我不該悶悶不樂
不該後悔自責
Spongebob turned into a clown
但這實在太痛苦
因為沒有朋友是如此無聊
And no girl ever wants to dance
陽光炙烤
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
一個人坐在沙灘上
I know I shouldnt mope around
我已經學到了我永遠不會忘記的一課
I shouldnt curse
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But the pain feels so much worse
做真實的自己
不要錯過機會
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
你就不會變成一個撕破自己褲子的傻瓜
Then a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget
So listen and you wont regret
Be true to yourself
Dont miss your chance
And you wont end up like the fool who ripped his pants
ripped pants