XXL

Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
Took two nurses to hold me an one nurse to slap me.

Doctor turned Mamma an he shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow an then he said:

＂This boys way off the charts as far as I can tell.

＂Ooh brrr Mamma: hes a double XL.＂

By the second grade I was five foot two;

Fifth grade I was wearin a size 12 shoe.

Eighth grade I was shoppin at the Big and Tall

An the coaches had me playin High School football.

Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy youll make the NFL:

＂Ooh brrr son youre a double XL.＂

Double XL double XL.

Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.

Double XL double XL.

Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.



Here we go.

Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida;

Barbie dolls drivin Lexus out in California:

A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold.

They want a real man with meat on his bones.

Ill yank their yankees ring their southern bells:
They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL.＂
Double XL double XL.

Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.

Double XL double XL.

Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.



Instrumental Break.
（Double XL solo.）

Well double XL double XL.

Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.

Double XL double XL.

Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.



Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself

Why all the girls love a double XL.

Ooh brrr yeah: Im a double XL.

Yeah oh whoa.
Triple X-L too.