Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz

Turn! Yield! Halt!
轉向！放棄！停止！
If you fail you'll know who's...at...fault
如果你失敗了你會知道是誰的錯誤
Of a vehicular...a...ssault
一個車輛的急流
As you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz
當你參加瓦爾茲駕照考試
Gas! Shift! Brake! (ooh...)
加油！換擋！剎車！ （哦）
Drinking coffee's a big...mi...stake
喝咖啡是一個大失誤
Try not to plunge into...ze...lake
盡力不掉進湖里
Ven you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz (Driving Test Waltz)
當你參加瓦爾茲駕照考試（駕照考試）
Use two hands when you steer her
駕車時要用雙手
Then check in ze mirror
然後檢查反光鏡
Vat you see may be nearer
你看到的大桶可能很近
Don't lay on ze horn!
別躺在喇叭上！
See ze traffic cop bossing
看到正在指揮的交通警察
Pedestrians crossing
人行橫道
Never drive ven you're flossing
駕車時從不使用牙線
You'll wish you vwren't born!
你會希望你沒有出生！
Belt...your...self
係好安全帶
Only vay to protect...your...health
這是保護你健康的唯一方法
Leave your friends all your hard-earned...wealth
把你辛苦賺來的錢留給你的朋友
If you croak ven you're boldly embarking
如果你在莽撞開車的時候發牢騷
And parallel parking
平行停車
And acing ze written-
並通過書面測試
Look out for that kitten!
當心那隻小貓！
No time for high-fiving
沒有時間擊掌
You're barely surviving
你依然健在
The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz!
危險的瓦爾茲駕照考試！