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Just tryin to meet cha
Hey you, across from the bar
I aint no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
Just tryin to meet cha
Im just a regular guy
I dont make that much money, girl, I aint gotta lie
Excuse me, can I buy you an orange juice?
No? Wow, youre honest, arent you?
It befits you, may I assist you?
You look kinda sad, can I offer a tissue?
Theres that grin
Its been gone for awhile, huh? Dont pretend
Why? Your ex boyfriend, he did what?
He broke up with you because you didnt have a butt
Wow, the LL Cool J syndrome, its popular
But hes a weirdo, I dont need no binoculars
To see youre fine, all these girls cant reach you, hey
Just tryin to meet cha
Hey you, across from the bar
I aint no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
Just tryin to meet cha
Im just a regular guy
I dont make that much money, girl, I aint gotta lie
Just tryin to meet cha
But if you give me a chance
Ill take you to The Derby
And Ill teach you how to dance with me
Just tryin to meet cha
And you gonna peep how I sway
And when we at the movies, girl, you aint gotta pay
Thats my guarantee
Thats my guarantee
You get your money back for free, girl
If you aint feelin me
Thats my guarantee
Thats my guarantee
You get your money back for free, girl
If you aint feelinme
Now bring it down
Okay, so that was a long chorus
But I really wanted to let you know I adore yas
(What?)
The way you drink your beer in a wine glass
Its kind of weird but I dont know where to find that
Plus you got the bomb haircut
Or hairdo whatever, baby, yo, you know whats up
And it clear, Im feeling you, can I take and deliver you?
Show you off to all my friends who were planning on stealin you
Okay, cool, where shall we go?
(Kate Mantillinis!)
Okay , girl, take it slow
First we start at Taco Bell, Ima have to teach you
Just tryin to meet cha
Hey you, across from the bar
I aint no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
Just tryin to meet cha
Im just a regular guy
I dont make that much money, girl, I aint gotta lie
Just tryin to meet cha
But if you give me a chance
Ill take you to The Derby
And Ill teach you how to dance with me
Just tryin to meet cha
And you gonna peep how I sway
And when we at the movies , girl, you aint gotta pay
Now bring it down
Now bring it down
Get off that stage, dude, you suck!